I Found This...

somebody please explain this to me...

Girls Dancing On A Roof Top

Maybe it will entertain you more than it did I.

Photo: Lame

Gato y Pero

This is Prada. She owns the block.

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 I went to San Clemente to Have dinner. The wine we had was good. This is Jade's  cat. I forgot its name.

Lame

5 People

Here are 5 people I ran into this past month.

Flaco the artists. 

"Scooter Girl"

The testicle thief. 

John the Blacksmith 

"Ill sell you a shaker out of the garbage to mix that Mimosa your making me with" guy.

LAME

Skate: Fleet Bean

I was excited when I decided to spend my entire summer in Fleet again.  Surf, skate and rage all summer. I arrived in early June to find no sand bars on our beaches and a skate park that was being remodeled at the leisure of some old school  skaters out of Connecticut. The pool was finished a few days before my departure back west and of course we had to brake in to get at it for the first time.

Eric did  not mind me in the deep.

Nor did I mind his style.

Holiday.

I was invited on a cruise by an old friend the other day. I really want to go because I have never been. This is the most fun that I have ever had in which a cruise ship was involved. Maybe I am going to have to take up that offer

Raya and Kelly.

LAME

This Girl....

I like to refer to myself as a "shutter-bug" rather than "paparazzi" or "press". One thing we all have in common, we all like to get stupid-fucked-up pictures from time to time.

Have no fucking clue how she got there.

She thinks I just caught the goods on camera.

She wouldn't have cared.

Rage: Death Star Galactica

We collected drift wood and knotted balls of tangled lobster trap line from the shores of the four mile beach and built our selves a shelter for our habits.




My uncle told me that if the national sea shore patrol took away his cooler I promptly owe him one in return.

Guess what coast this is on.

Seat for two at the surfboard bar, fire side.

This box camera was bought by Famous Class.

The local life guards were tired.

Al dove into the ocean. The four foot shore brake ripped his pants off and he was stranded in the mungy watter pant-less. He then spitefully fought the infinite ocean, searching for his dignity. I was playing pirate golf upon his arrival from the waters grasp. He spat and shook water off his body in rage walking back to the fire. "Fucking Ocean! Such an ungrateful bitch!"

He then sang songs about it and drank rum.

I burnt myself. As Usual.

The sun awoke you as hell would.
Yes I did make an egg for breakfast. 

lauren fell asleep inside, and woke up outside. She did not know how this happened.

Four Mile
Haggered

Fashion: I'm Hiding Something From You

This Model asked to see my pictures on my camera. I hate showing people right away, so I kindly said no. She was a very beautiful model and upon my rejection she turned her pretty face into an ugly one. I liked it because after that I had some real attitude to work with.

Clothing: Rumors

Photo: Lame

Rage: 4/11/08

I went to my local spot to have a beer. The bar tender got me drunk and then told me that my tab would be taken care of if I worked the door. There was 2 people in the bar when I agreed. This was my first time working a door and little did I know we were about to get double booked.






Fernando was at the front door. I was at the back door.

Diamonds.

Ian and Pokie relieved me so I could go be lame.

The band was cool.

Nothing better than a howling back up acoustic guitarist.

We exchanged words after the show about music. I do not pay attention to music much so I sounded stupid. I just remember talking about Jews or something at one point.

Good turn out for a private show.

The girls were dancing, so I kept my elbows low.

He could probably kill you with his accordion, if you give him a reason.

She could probably steal your heart, with out any reason at all.

It was like the Pumpkin's video Today. Horny kids.

Seemed like everyone had a good time.

For some reason it turned into a hip hop concert at around 1 am. Thats about when I left.

See?